A domestic cat answering to the name of 'Pilgrim" or "Pidgy-noyns" went on the rampage in Maidstone earlier today. A prominent vet said the animal had evidently been "bitten by a radioactive spider" or "exposed to freaky gamma radiation" or had even possibly "passed through some kind of strange fog during a boating excursion" as very little else could credibly explain the size increase.
Police were eventually able to pacify the cat using horse tranquilisers cunningly concealed inside a specially fabricated tin of Whiskas the size of a gas holder. Nine out of ten house owners said they preferred him that way.
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9 comments:
Where there many fatalities? Or just colateral damage?
Haha! That is awesome! Reminds me of my own cat! Gotta love them.
lol :)
Remember Dan, dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Apparently there isn't a television big enough for Pilgrim to curl up on. Science has failed us.
Is it bad that the first thing I think of when I see a giant kitty is "I want to ride that"?
AWWW!
M
Hah, awesome.
HAHAHA! only cats...
ha ha, lol :D
LOL
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